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HOMO CRANIUMLESS DISCOVERED IN PAKISTAN

Missing link between Zombies and humans not fossilized but with living DNA

Today headlines were made when a Professor of a world famous University announced his latest discovery. In search of fossils in Chakwal area, an old man there revealed a truth to him. Channels like National Geographic, Discovery, Planet Earth are all eager to telecast live coverage. Instead of decayed bones, living specimens were discovered in major cities of Pakistan, as well as British period demarcated feudal areas. Apparently the specimens are alive and well, but it is said, that dissections have revealed that the craniums are empty of grey matter and full of mere sawdust.

A pathologist reveals that it could be a result of congenital disease. Perhaps ages ago some sort of grey matter existed in zombies form, but with time, the disease spread and cannot be controlled anymore. An American based pathologist Dr Imran suggested that perhaps drops like Polio ones can be diagnosed in laboratory and given to these people for return to humanity in perhaps a thousand years. A lobby in Pakistan suggested forceful extermination of the species before the disease becomes epidemic an there is no chance of recovery.

Most people believe that we can issue Export license and export these many homo craniumless species to outside world, or they can be used as testing robots for mission to Mars, and elsewhere. Whatever their use, they are certainly not required in Pakistan, and especially in role of national leadership.